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DARKLY SATIRICAL

POETRY FOR

GROWN-UPS

CALENDAR 2013

12 Satirical Poems by the Award-Winning

Dark-Satire Poet:

'Merlynda The Monster Poet'

The Perfect Christmas Gift

of 2013 - For Him or Her!

The Merlynda The Monster Poet Satirical and Darkly Humorous Poems Collection Wall Calendar 2013:

Calendar Style: One Hilarious Darkly Satirical Poem Per Month by the multi Award-Winning English Dark and Satire Poet 'Merlynda The Monster Poet', A3-Sized, Month-To-View Style Wall Calendar, Spiral-Bound, in Lavendar with Black Decorative Borders - Public Holidays Marked On (Poems Text is easy to read on actual Calendar but has been obscured here in order to prevent copying).

This is Merlynda's first Satirical Poems For Grown-Ups Collection in Calendar Form!

Calender Price:  £11.99 + £3.25 (UK Mainland Postage & Packaging)

Payable to Paypal Account: NLKROBINS@AOL.COM

or By Cheque - Payable To: LK ROBINSON

Overseas Buyers:  Please Contact for Overseas Postage & Packaging Costs

HOW TO ORDER? ... PLEASE SEE ORDER DETAILS BELOW:

Merlynda The Monster Poet (- aka - Lynda K  Barley Robinson) -  is an Award-Winning Dark Satire Poet, Verse-Fabulist and Singer-Songwriter, the Founder of ‘The Poetry Box Studio’,  Editor of ‘The Poetry Box Dark & Horror Poetry Magazine Monthly’, Founder of ‘The Ventriloquist Club of Great Britain’, and a former Magazine Columnist, Children’s Poet and Dramatic Monologue and Speech Writer.

An experienced Darkly Satirical Poet and Singer-Songwriter performing live as ‘Merlynda The Monster Poet’ at a variety of venues in London and the South of England - her very English and quaintly darkly humorous (and horror) poems appear in 28 commercial Poetry Anthologies to date and she has 3 Solo Poetry Collections published, to date.

She has recorded a Poetry Audio book reciting her Satirically Dark Verse-Fable poetry together with her Ventriloquist Character ‘Duncan L DooLittle’!

Merlynda's Latest Poetry Audio Book  - ‘The Poetry Box’ -  includes many of her most popular darkly comic and satire poems, to date. 

Merlynda is the Author of the hugely successful Monologue and Verse Collection - ‘ACT! Alone – High-Comedy Monologues For Performers & Speakers’ (Publd: Golden Arrow Players Press) and ‘Master The Art’ (Publd: The Art Institute) - and as ‘Merlynda The Monster Poet’ she regularly performs a Selection of her Dark and Satire Poems and Songs every Sunday afternoon in the garden of The Poetry Box Studio for visitors to The Poetry Box Studio.

Merlynda is:

* the Winner of ‘The Golden Grove Poetry Award 2011’

* the 2nd Award Winner of 'The PIM Poetry Award 2011'

* the Winner of 'The Leaf Bookjacket Award'

* the Highly-Commended Poet of 'The Portico Poetry Prize 2012' 

* a Finalist in 'The Serendipity Poetry Award 2012'. 

Merlynda is also a Highly-Commended Award-Winning Dramatic Songwriter of 'The WM Composers Award for Song' - and a three-times Semi-Finalist in The UKSC for her Novelty Songs and Satirical Lyrics.

Here are a couple of Quotes & Testimonials about Merlynda's Comedy Poetry: 

BBC Radio 4: 

“Undoubtedly Fine Pieces!”

Editor, The Golden Grove Poetry Award:

“It gives me great pleasure to say that we have chosen your Poem as our Favourite from the Collection ... We shall shortly be Announcing your poem as the Winner on our website ... Congratulations once again.”

HOW TO ORDER YOUR CALENDAR:

1.   Click on 'Contact Me - Orders & Bookings' and forward your Full Postal Address and How Many Calendars you wish to Order.

2.   We will Confirm your Order by Return and Despatch Immediately to you by Royal Mail Post.

3.   We will include an INVOICE with your Calendar/s for you to pay within 30 days - either by Paypal or by Cheque.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

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